Over the past few days I’ve seen this meme floating around that says: Serious question for the parents of 5-11 year olds who are getting their kids the shot. What if it does affect fertility? Are you ready for that conversation with your kids 15 years from now when they ask you why they can’t … Continue reading Vaccines and What I Will Teach my Children
Category: motherhood
I Thought I’d be Better at This
I thought I'd be better at this. I don't know why...nothing about isolation and sacrifice is particularly up my alley, but I did. I thought I would weather this with poise, and cheerful acceptance. A heroine in an Austen era book. A long suffering, sympathetic character that everyone roots for and who triumphs gracefully (and … Continue reading I Thought I’d be Better at This
Girl Scouting with Anxiety; Cookies are a Problem
Last week my daughter had a break through. She actually said good morning to her teacher at morning meeting. It's February and she utterly adores her teacher, but this was still the first time she's every done more than shrink into herself and vehemently shake her head no. Then, at her girl scout meeting, she … Continue reading Girl Scouting with Anxiety; Cookies are a Problem
Stop Asking About Babies; an Open Letter
*This one goes out to all my child-free-by-choice friends, the ones dreading those inevitable holiday visits. Feel free to just low key post this to your Facebook page and watch the uncomfortable silence of your in-laws and nosy parents. Dear Nosy-in-laws/parents, Holiday season is upon us! Halloween is a mere 2 weeks away and then … Continue reading Stop Asking About Babies; an Open Letter
Shame Monster
"Where perfectionism exists, shame is always lurking." -Brene Brown Today, one of my biggest shame monsters came out to play. I have a lot of these assholes (don't we all?) in a variety of shapes and sizes, colors and temperaments, but since becoming a parent this particular shame monster has become increasingly vicious. … Continue reading Shame Monster
This is May
This is May. The temperatures are rising. The birds are chirping. The flowers are blooming...mostly the dandelions in the yard because we haven't gotten even gotten the mower out or gassed or oiled or whatever you're supposed to do to summer-ize your mower LET ALONE taken steps to spray weed killer. We are the asshole … Continue reading This is May
Oh Girl Scout Cookies…My Tumultuous Relationship with Cookie Sales
If you’ve wondered where I’ve been for the last few months, I’ve been selling cookies. Well, not me per say. My daughter and her Girl Scout Daisy troop have been selling cookies but because they’re in Kindergarten (and because I’m an idiot combo leader/cookie mom I’ve been doing a lot of the cat herding cookie … Continue reading Oh Girl Scout Cookies…My Tumultuous Relationship with Cookie Sales
Teaching Anger
Last night I sat on your bed as you whirled yourself to sleep the way you always do. A hand here, a leg thrown out from under the covers, then back under, then out again. Pillow flipped from side to side as you nestled deeper, trying to find that sweet spot of the cool and … Continue reading Teaching Anger
I was Going to Write Today but…
I was going to write today. I really was. Well, I was going to write all week but today? Today I was really going to do it. Today I was going to be witty and insightful and I'd definitely make somebody cry. But then the kids let us sleep in and I'd basically be a … Continue reading I was Going to Write Today but…
Balloon Animals and Resiliency, or I Totally Got Schooled by my 5 Year Old
Ahh the county fair, or as I like to think of it, State Fair Preseason. The mini donuts! The pronto pups! The animals! The carnies! The balloon animals! Oh the balloon animals. Despite my attempts to steer them far far away both my kids zeroed right in. They had to have a balloon animal. But … Continue reading Balloon Animals and Resiliency, or I Totally Got Schooled by my 5 Year Old